If You Had To Send 4 Cars To Mars What Would They Be?

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Kinja'd!!! Nibby > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:48

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BMW X4

BMW X6

Mercedes GLC coupe

Honda Accord CrossTour

They can all die there to be forgotten forever.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:48

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All the cars from Max Max Fury Road.


Kinja'd!!! Seat Safety Switch > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:49

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A Buick Roadmaster running on nitrous to carry its own oxygen supply .


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:51

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Ford Mustang

Mazda RX7

Ford GT

Corvette


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:52

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A Prius to drive forever and never break down.

A Tesla with some solar city power, powered up forever.

Hummer to just crush things

Bugatti Veyron to show the aliens we aren’t as dumb as we look

Things I wouldn’t send would be:
Any luxury car since there aren’t repair shops.


Kinja'd!!! ScoobsMcGee > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:54

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Elon Musk once said we could terraform Mars by detonating thermonuclear devices at the poles . Alternative solution:

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Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:56

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All the Teslas.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:56

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A Range Rover, a Jeep Cherokee, a Fiat 500 and a Mini Cooper. Hopefully this display of engineering ineptitude will make the Martians pity us and then share their FTL technology because dang nab it, I want starships.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > TheHondaBro
08/15/2016 at 12:56

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No Honda’s Bro?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > TheHondaBro
08/15/2016 at 12:56

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Why the RX-7 doe


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Nibby
08/15/2016 at 12:57

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Can we send the GLE Coupe up to mars too?


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > S65
08/15/2016 at 12:58

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For what purpose, to show them off to the Martians or to be rid of them forever?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
08/15/2016 at 12:59

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Either one


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:00

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Well then I got the PT cruiser for starters.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:01

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Tesla Model S

Chevrolet Bolt

Nissan Leaf

Fiat 500e


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:03

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Saturns


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:05

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Manual Miata’s (leave auto’s here);

Brown Diesel Manual Wagons;

E30 M3's;

The rest of the Manual Wagons;

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > The Dummy Gummy
08/15/2016 at 13:05

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Save the Hondas. The Fords can go though.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:06

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Yes


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > TheHondaBro
08/15/2016 at 13:07

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At least they can’t hit anyone up there.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:09

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Mazdaspeed3

Mazda MX-5

First gen Kia Rio

Mazda6


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:09

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Let’s save the effort of getting rid of the shit cars by getting rid of the cause for them. Let’s send Marchionne, Bangle, and Ghosn to Mars instead.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro
08/15/2016 at 13:10

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Ford Mustang, perfect reentry vehicle for martian atmosphere no people to hit.


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:11

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This.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Racin'Jason001
08/15/2016 at 13:25

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I actually like the Mirai


Kinja'd!!! Brobalt SS > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:52

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VW TDIs for terraforming purposes?


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > S65
08/15/2016 at 13:53

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You’re the only one that I know of.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Racin'Jason001
08/15/2016 at 14:04

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Hooray I’m special!!!


Kinja'd!!! Dave the car guy , still here > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
08/15/2016 at 14:06

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hopefully followed by an HHR, Prius and an Aztek


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > S65
08/15/2016 at 14:17

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I saw Mirai driving around this weekend, believe it or not. It’s a lot better looking in person. Much nicer than the new Prius.


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > S65
08/15/2016 at 14:36

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I’d send:

1. Tesla Model S P90D
2. Tesla Model X P90D
3. Tesla Roadster
4. Nissan Leaf

Why? Because these are the only ones that might actually work on Mars.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > S65
08/15/2016 at 15:03

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Did you choose the 1 series because of the name of the paint color?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > nerd_racing
08/15/2016 at 15:11

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No, I chose it beacuse Arch Duke Maxyenko has one. I wanna send his car to mars. What is the color called?


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > S65
08/15/2016 at 15:36

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Space Gray Metallic